And I'm singing 'uh oh' on a Friday night

October 7th, 2009

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

10/7/09 02:49 am

I GOT A JOB I GOT A JOB

Well, I already have two real jobs but

I GOT AN AD CAMPAIGN

FOR UNDERWEAR

I'm so happy I could dance!!

WHO WANTS TO GO DANCING???

August 27th, 2009

8/27/09 01:33 am

Poor Uncle Rufus. Daddy sent me an owl message thing today, I guess Uncle Rufus had some sort of minor heart attack and the magical doctor people said it was brought on by STRESS. Which I can believe because - HELLO - have you met the man?

Anyways, they said he needs LOTS of bed rest to recuperate FULLY and as anyone who knows him KNOWS that Uncle Rufus is so not the type to take to bed rest. So they asked me to stay with him for a week to make sure that he follows ORDERS. Uncle Rufus didn't like this very much but they shoved enough potions down his throat that he was singing songs about someone named Helga and her famous haunches? I couldn't understand him that well and I can ALWAYS understand him.

It's been super funny though! He keeps barking at me and he says the silliest stuff! Like I offered to plant flowers in his yard and he said:

"The dog don't like you planting stuff there. It's her backyard. If you're the only one who shits in something, you own it. Remember that."

And I bet Princess doesn't even care. And I told him that. And that flowers would keep her entertained and then I got THIS:

"The dog is not bored, it's a fucking dog. It's not like she's waiting for me to give her a fucking rubix cube. She's a god damned dog."

So I know he must be high on something because he NEVER talks about Princess like that!!

Don't worry Hadrian. I'm taking notes for you and Boss Man. OH! And Dexy! He gave me a message for you!!

"If your brother comes by, tell him I'm on vacation. I already told him that, but who knows with that guy. Are you listening to me? Fuck."

August 12th, 2009

8/12/09 07:00 pm

I don't want to wake up.

What day is it?

How long have I been sleeping?

Hadrian?

August 6th, 2009

8/6/09 08:26 am

crazzzzzzzzzzzzzzy weeek!

miss you hadiran!

deli!!!! i cant find teh biscutis!

July 9th, 2009

026. And I do a little turn on the catwalk

7/9/09 01:14 pm

I was in a runway show Sunday night!!! My first EVER! It was AMAZING and HUGE and I was told I had a "natural walk" whatever that means and ohmygod I am SO SO excited!! It was a Not Magical designer and her clothes were wicked awesome and they let me KEEP one of the outfits too!!! Do you SEE those shoes?! Killer aren't they??? I'm ALREADY tall but those just JACKED me up and it was so BRILLIANT!!! And the makeup was just AMAZING I felt like a superhero or SOMETHING.

I can't wait to do it again!!!!!

May 26th, 2009

025. Back from Brazil!

5/26/09 01:04 am

I had the BEST time in Brazil!! It was amazing and BEAUTIFUL and the shot was so so so amazing. I thought I might be a LITTLE nervous but I wasn't at all!! I got in front of the cameras and it was just so much fun! The photographers and stylists were super nice and professional and made me feel so comfortable so I just laughed and smiled and it didn't even feel like WORKING or POSING. It was just... FUN. I don't know, I love it, and I can't wait to see the photos and the magazine!!!

But when i wasn't shooting I got to hang out on the beaches with Hadrian and he took lots of pictures of us just having lots and lots of FUN. And as soon as I get the proofs for the shoot I'm going to put a portfolio together and start looking for agents!

( Lots of pictures from Brazil! )

May 22nd, 2009

024. BIRTHDAYS!

5/22/09 05:52 am

HAPPY BIRTHDAY COSETTE! I just turned twenty-one a few months ago so we're so the same age!! We should have a PARTY. Except I'm leaving soon for a few days. BUT WHEN I GET BACK! Um. Usually I'd bake something but you can't eat and I don't really want to try cooking with blood. So I'm going to take you shopping! Something REALLY cute okay?!

Also I leave for Brazil on Saturday! So Hadrian got me a WHOLE BUNCH of swimsuits and skirts and shirts of SHOES. Here's a picture of one of my favourites!

DELI! I saw you with that bloke. Ohmygod he's totally gorgeous so you HAVE to spill!!!

May 21st, 2009

023. OHMYGOD

5/21/09 10:13 pm

I love you!!!! Thank you!! Ohmygod they're perfect!!! I'll have to try them all on for you tonight!

May 16th, 2009

022. Girl night!

5/16/09 02:21 am

Bel and I are having a sleepover party. No boys allowed! Sorry Hadrian. But girls ONLY. We're watching bad films and eating chicken and like taking silly pictures as YOU CAN SEE.

Deli? Are you going to be home? You can play with us!

May 10th, 2009

021. BRAZIL

5/10/09 10:52 pm

HADRIAN HADRIAN HADRIAN!

May 5th, 2009

020. Moving on

5/5/09 09:52 pm

I have another job! At a bakery and I start tomorrow!! I think it'll be fun. I mean, I like baking so why shouldn't it be fun?! ~~And I think if I keep myself busy enough I won't think about what happ~~ Besides, earning more money can't be bad!!

I went to the pool with Holly and Drake today since it was so pretty. I've missed wearing swimsuits! It's like the only time I can go out in public without wearing clothes! And like they cover less than most knickers so I REALLY don't understand the big deal.

I've missed the sun!! ~~Maybe if I use enough !!! I'll believe I'm happy too~~ Hadrian, I'm going to work soon, do you want me to ask Fitzy to bring you dinner to the office or drop some off at your flat on my way?

May 1st, 2009

019. I used to love France

5/1/09 08:47 pm

Still in Paris ~~in case you wondered at all, but I don't know if you d~~. At least everyone's okay now. Lots of people died. It was awful. ~~You people are crazy do you know that?! You are all out of your fucking minds! Who DOES THIS?! This is SICK~~ But I don't know if I'm allowed to go home yet. Fitzy's with me. And we're helping here. But, um. I'm not a good nurse.

~~Hadrian are you eating? You need to eat. And sleep. Who's taking care of Falkor? Don't overw~~ I'm getting a tarot card reading. I think I owe her like 10 pounds by now.

April 29th, 2009

018. ...

4/29/09 10:26 am

I want to go back to my flat now.

April 27th, 2009

017. It's like a PARTY

4/27/09 03:56 pm

So Delilah is sharing a room with me! How awesome is that?? I think they should move all the people downstairs to these rooms since they're SO much nicer.

( Private to Hadrian )

April 25th, 2009

016. Wizard Jails

4/25/09 05:34 pm

HI! Are all jails like this? Because it's WAY better than normal jails. FIRST it really really sucked because the guy who took me was SO MEAN and he broke my ARM. And then I was in this tiny TINY cell with lots of people. But then some guy asked if I knew Uncle Rufus and I was like "Um yeah and if you don't let me go he's gonna fucking EAT you" and I GUESS it worked and I got taken out and given this pretty room and I have a bell and if I ring it this weird little creature with ears comes and gets me things!!

But, um. I'm ready to go home now.

April 24th, 2009

015. Um

4/24/09 09:22 am

I want to cook. It ~~calms me down~~ ~~cheers me up~~ IS fun, but I haven't done a lot of fun cooking lately. Any requests?

April 15th, 2009

014. New room!

4/15/09 08:08 pm

My new room!! I'm still working on it but that's it so far!! I WAS going to bring my bed, but Holly's been using it because it's more comfy than Dexy's, and mum surprised me when I showed up with Hadrian to pack yesterday and bought me a futon! Isn't it awesome?? Since my room is SO small it lets me have space when I'm not using it!

ALSO! I learned how to stab a man without killing them! How wicked is that?! AND I got a dagger! It's so brilliant. Now I don't have to worry about any creepy guys stalking me or starting stuff with me. I can so kick their ass!

Today is Wednesday which means I only have to work at VC tonight! It's a good day.

April 14th, 2009

013. YAY INDEPENDANCE

4/14/09 01:02 am

WE FOUND A FLAT WE FOUND A FLAT!!! Meghan's already moved in and um, I need to start packing!!! It's three bedrooms and right near 100Club and so close to the tube station!! It's so great. I'm so excited!!! It's KINDA small but it has a little garden and so that makes it OKAY.

WHO WANTS TO HELP ME PACK AND MOVE?! I don't have a lot of stuff so it'll be really easy!! And I need to go shopping too so I can decorate my new room which is ALL MINE!! I kinda just want to sleep on the floor in it tonight just because I CAN! I'm going to make brownies in the new kitchen to CELEBRATE!!

DELILAH WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO MOVE IN?! ~~I know you're going to Africa and all but are you moving in first?!~~ Um, LET ME KNOW!

April 12th, 2009

012. HELP!

4/12/09 10:43 pm

[blood spattered over entry] HADRIAN STOP COOKING AND COME GET ME OUT OF HERE!! SOME STUPID NINJA THREW A BARSTOOL AND IT HIT ME AND I FELL AND I CUT MY HANDS AND I DON'T HAVE A FUCKING STICK TO STOP THIS SO COME GET ME!!

Oh and Bel too. Her stalker's here.

April 10th, 2009

011. And baby makes a lot.

4/10/09 12:48 am

There's SIX people living in our tiny flat now. Dexy is about to lose it since Drake cries A LOT. But mum insisted. So. Dexy's on the couch for now. ~~I don't know if I'm okay with this~~ ~~I haven't slept in two days.~~ ~~I'm never having kids. Ever.~~

I saw Uncle Rufus has a journal. So great. He needs more friends.